1 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,443 HOLLY [on TV]: That's the thing about Christmas. 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,010 All you have to do is believe. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,185 Well, I believe 4 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,143 - that I love you. - What are we watching? 5 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:14,971 It's a made-for-TV Christmas movie called 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,278 Single and Ready to Kringle, and it's amazing. 7 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,106 Yeah, well, a lot of plot holes, though. 8 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,238 I mean, how does Derek afford a chalet like that 9 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:23,327 on a Christmas tree farmer's salary? 10 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,634 And why is Holly quitting her job in the city? 11 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:28,202 She was so driven. Oh, Jay, Holly wasn't 12 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,855 - happy in the city. - Mm. 13 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,944 And Derek was an heir to the North Pole fortune. 14 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:35,035 Yeah, Holly wants to get up on that North Pole. 15 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,645 Please don't make Christmas dirty, Trevor. 16 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:37,820 It's pure and beautiful. 17 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,561 And everyone loves it. 18 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,912 Why Christmas decorations in Thor's room? 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,435 Thor hate Christmas. 20 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,002 Well, almost everyone. 21 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,309 Okay, so, apparently, Thor hates Christmas. 22 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:51,268 Oh, boy, that's not gonna fly, not in Sam's house. 23 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,053 Jay's right. Christmas 24 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,706 is not just a holiday to me. 25 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:56,665 It's a season, it's a lifestyle. 26 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:59,320 It's a coffee flavor that she starts using in June. 27 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,843 Christmas steals best part 28 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,019 of Norse Yule Festival and make lame. 29 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:07,545 Takes wise Odin, turn him into stupid-faced fat man. 30 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:10,331 Huh. Isn't that like that cultural appropriation thing 31 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,115 you're always saying is so bad, Sam? 32 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,900 Uh, no, nope, I-I think that this is different. 33 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,293 How is different? 34 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:19,905 Mock culture, cause Thor great pain. 35 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:20,819 Well, you see, the thing is that 36 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,952 if you really look at it, 37 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,085 then the point of Chris... Oh! 38 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,477 They're about to get on the candy cane train. 39 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,044 This is my favorite part. 40 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,351 Saved by the jingle bell. 41 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:32,918 The... Not-not saved by the bell, 42 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,311 but saved by the jingle bell. 43 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:35,791 - Oh, I understood. - Okay. 44 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,451 Okay, I just got a text from Bela. 45 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,017 She's pulling up. 46 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:46,541 Can you believe it, Jay? 47 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:47,803 We're hosting friggin' Christmas at our house. 48 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,500 This is the dream. 49 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,067 Yeah, well, it's just my sister 50 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,113 and probably a bag of her laundry, but sure. 51 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,985 Hey, Sam, I just want to say that even though Bela is my ex, 52 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,465 I promise things will not get weird. 53 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:59,641 Okay, "ex" feels a little strong for someone 54 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,599 who doesn't live on the same plane of existence as you. 55 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,514 The point is, she's a great girl, 56 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:04,950 she deserves to be happy, 57 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,822 and I want her to find somebody. 58 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:09,955 Hey! Merry Christmas! 59 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,783 Hey. 60 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:13,176 Hi. Hi. Hey. 61 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,438 Hey there. Hi. 62 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:15,744 Oh, I hope it's okay I brought someone. 63 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,441 This is Eric. 64 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,095 - Well, hello, Eric. - Hello. 65 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,357 Hi. I'm Bela's brother, Jay. 66 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,445 Great. Great, Jay. 67 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:22,968 Who's this schmuck? 68 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,056 You just said you wanted her to meet somebody. 69 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,971 Yeah, but not bring him here. 70 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:28,322 She knows I haunt this house. This is just rude. 71 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,976 Ugh. My car got booted and I needed a ride. 72 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:32,500 Turns out, if you park at a Dunkin' Donuts 73 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:35,198 for more than two weeks, they will take action. 74 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,591 Well, it's Christmas, so the more, the merrier. 75 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,983 Welcome, Eric. 76 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,377 - Oh, thanks. - It's great to have you. Um, 77 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,857 should I be making up a second room or... 78 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,946 Yeah, are you guys... 79 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:46,122 That's an unfortunate hand gesture. 80 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,645 Oh. [laughing]: Oh God. 81 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,821 Oh, God, no. 82 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,910 - Okay, she's not into him. - Oh, no. 83 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,477 We've just been friends forever. 84 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,349 Can you even imagine, Eric? 85 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,438 No. 86 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:58,917 - Ugh. This poor guy. - No. 87 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,832 May I use your restroom? 88 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,007 Probably needs to check to see 89 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,183 if his man parts are still there. 90 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:04,749 Of course. It's just back there 91 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,665 behind the tree. 92 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,668 He seems nice. What does he do? 93 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,104 Oh, he's an architect. 94 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,541 He actually owns his own firm. 95 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:14,933 They just did the new wing at the hospital. 96 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:18,285 A cute, successful architect, and he's single? 97 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,243 Yeah. And, honestly, I think 98 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,854 he might have a little thing for me, but I'm just not into him. 99 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,248 - Why not? - Too stable? Too nice? 100 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,163 - Too normal? - I don't know. 101 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,600 He's just, like, always there for me, doing anything I need. 102 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,733 He's, like, always driving me to the airport. 103 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:33,691 He's helped me move, like, four times. 104 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,345 What a monster. 105 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,782 Well, the holidays have a funny way of helping you see 106 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,220 what's been right in front of your face all along. 107 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,222 Thank you, but I don't think I need any help 108 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,136 when it comes to men. 109 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,922 By the way, is Trevor around? 110 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,098 Aw, she asked about me. 111 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,448 Okay. Uh, Jay, if you could point us to the rooms, 112 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:52,841 I'll grab the bags. 113 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,712 Oh, I'll help. It's just right up the stairs. 114 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,366 Oh, great, and then, 115 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,586 I'm making everybody Christmas cookies. 116 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,025 Yeah, definitely don't give this guy a chance. 117 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,941 Sorry. 118 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:08,770 Your little matchmaking attempt didn't bear any fruit. 119 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,598 Oh, no. I'm not deterred. 120 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,730 Just wait till I sprinkle a little bit of reindeer dust, 121 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:15,080 and then it's gonna be just like a Christmas movie. 122 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,213 What the hell, Sam? You don't have to fix her up 123 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:19,215 - right in front of my face. - You're right, Trevor. 124 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,825 That was insensitive of me. 125 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,088 It's just that he seems like a nice guy, 126 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,525 and you don't have a body. 127 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,831 Ooh. 128 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:29,834 Okay, well, I'm still a person. 129 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,706 Are you? Are we? 130 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,447 I actually don't know. 131 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,710 That is a complicated question. 132 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,972 How about "Jingle Bells"? 133 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,843 Let's do "Silent Night." 134 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,584 No, no, no, it should be "White Christmas." 135 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:41,672 What are you guys doing? 136 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,544 Oh, brainstorming song ideas. 137 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,241 It's gonna be our present for Sam on Christmas morning. 138 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,590 We're calling our little group 139 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,026 Alberta and the Christmas Cookies. 140 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,593 We hadn't really landed on that yet. 141 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,029 It's Alberta and the Christmas Cookies. 142 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,422 And we have a name. 143 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,294 Isaac, did you see the mistletoe? 144 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:55,643 Are you gonna bring Nigel by 145 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,775 for a special holiday treat? 146 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,211 Oh, well, I would, but... 147 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,126 I wouldn't want to be too insensitive 148 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,911 to others by flaunting my happiness. 149 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,608 What are you talking about? 150 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,393 Well, I hesitate to bring this up in present company, 151 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,090 but there was the face-palm incident 152 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,918 between Pete and Alberta. 153 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,354 Oh, right. 154 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,008 When Pete tried to kiss Alberta 155 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,705 and then she palmed his face like a basketball. 156 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,533 Yeah, that was hard to watch. 157 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,056 I was told to be proud. 158 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:20,320 In any case, I'm okay. Don't hold back for me. 159 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,409 Well, we're not really ones for public displays. 160 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,498 Okay, but how's it going in private? 161 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,761 Well, we're not really big on private displays. 162 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,806 So, y'all haven't kissed yet? At all? 163 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,504 That is correct. 164 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,201 Isaac, it's been months. 165 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,072 I would've slept with him and his bass player by now. 166 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,726 Well, we're moving at our own pace. 167 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,162 Doesn't sound like you're moving at all. 168 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,599 - Oh. - Whew. 169 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:39,991 Man, when Pete's slamming your sex life, 170 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,428 that is not a place you want to be. 171 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,952 - Agreed. - I don't owe any of you 172 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,954 an explanation. Hmm? 173 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,826 So, uh, bass player, huh? 174 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,872 Incredibly nimble fingers. 175 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,917 - Ooh. - I played the oboe. 176 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,571 Cool. 177 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,007 What's wrong, Trevor? 178 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,487 It's just this whole thing with Bela. 179 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:58,706 Seeing her again 180 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,708 has brought up a lot of old feelings. 181 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,624 I actually like her. And she likes me. 182 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,322 And now I have to watch Sam set her up with this dweeb. 183 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,063 What does he have that I don't? 184 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,195 A body. Big whoop. 185 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:12,328 - Hmm. - What? 186 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:13,808 Well... 187 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:14,939 No. It's crazy. 188 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,593 No. What? Say it. 189 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,726 Well, we know from Hetty and Jay 190 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,858 how a ghost can possess a person, right? 191 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,556 Yeah. 192 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,079 And Bela did say that Eric 193 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,124 would do basically anything she asked. 194 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,300 Oh, my God, Sass, you're saying 195 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,955 that I possess Eric so I can be with Bela? 196 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,523 That's exactly what I'm saying. 197 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,264 Sass, you're a genius. 198 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,570 Hey, I don't know if this will be successful. 199 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,181 But if it is, it'll be the greatest thing 200 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,704 I've ever been a part of. 201 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,794 We're sending you where no ghost has gone before. 202 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,362 - Inside Eric. - Inside Eric. 203 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,805 Hey. What's going on here? 204 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,764 Sam is attempting to recreate a scene 205 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,592 from Single and Ready to Kringle, 206 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,028 in which Derek and Holly fall in love 207 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,769 while building a gingerbread house together. 208 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,248 Just get 'em drunk, Sam. 209 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,947 Oh, uh, I should check on some laundry, 210 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:09,429 but if you two feel like having a frosting fight or anything, 211 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,560 don't worry about the mess. 212 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:13,476 Oh. That's nice. 213 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,698 Yes! They left the iPad open. 214 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,482 Uh, what are you two knuckleheads up to? 215 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,397 Look, it's groundbreaking. That's all you need to know. 216 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:24,400 Oh, come on, man. We're cool. We're not gonna narc. 217 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,968 Fine. We're texting Bela 218 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:29,840 to see if she'll convince Eric to let me possess him for a day 219 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,886 so that she and I can finally be together. 220 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:35,324 This is the greatest thing I ever heard. 221 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,589 One small step for a ghost, 222 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,765 one giant leap for ghost kind. 223 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,464 - Yes. - Okay, Trevor, do your thing. 224 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,905 Oh, first one's always - a little off. - Okay. 225 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,210 Take your time, take your time, take your time. 226 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,908 You got it, you got it, you got it. 227 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:54,909 Operation 228 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,911 Boyfriend for Bela is underway. 229 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,913 Samantha, I was watching Bodices and Barons 230 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,132 and he changed the channel. Admonish him. 231 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:04,571 - Sparks flying? - Not yet. Phase one: start off wholesome. 232 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,530 Then we turn the heat up with phase two: ice skating. 233 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,838 Okay, babe, if you want to turn up the heat, 234 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,101 have Eric go outside and chop some wood. 235 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:16,800 - Why? - Because Bela loves these videos. 236 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,672 She sends them to the family thread. 237 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,238 This is a lumberjack from Maine 238 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,805 - Oh, yeah. - With 300,000 followers. 239 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,113 This one's really thick. 240 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,114 Oh, my. 241 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,291 Oh, my. 242 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:30,771 Do another. Do it now. 243 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,642 Wait. I'm on the family thread. 244 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,296 Why haven't I seen these? 245 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,211 Yeah, there's another family thread. 246 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,170 Champa calls it the Core Group. 247 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,694 Hey. 248 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,565 Sam not core group in own family. 249 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,394 Very funny. 250 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,396 What's the Skittle? 251 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,745 Our doorknob. 252 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,355 Oh. 253 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:54,577 And.... sent. 254 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,015 Oh, my God, we have contact. 255 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,409 Ooh. She's smiling. That's good. 256 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,324 All right, everybody, just calm down. 257 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,108 She's typing. 258 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,936 Ooh, the, uh, the marshmallow could be like 259 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:06,894 the smoke coming out of our chimney. 260 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,070 - Hang on a sec. - Yes. 261 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,205 Holy hell. 262 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,598 - She said yes! - This is incredible! 263 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,780 And we are now ready to receive mail. 264 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,828 Congrats, Teddy Bear on a rainbow. 265 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,743 You have made the Christmas tree. 266 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,832 This not Christmas tree. 267 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,878 This tree of Balder, god of sun! 268 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:38,055 You desecrate my culture, small man. 269 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,363 Whoa. 270 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,104 Sam's letting you make tree-decorating decisions 271 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,019 on your own? 272 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,587 No, I have very detailed instructions. 273 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,632 Hilarious that - she thinks he's joking. - Hm. 274 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,635 Hey, I don't think I ever asked you about that time 275 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,332 you got possessed by a ghost. 276 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,812 Oh, uh, no, you didn't. 277 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,466 No, Bela, you got to ease into it. 278 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,207 Yeah, he's gonna see right through that. 279 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,948 I mean, I joked about it. 280 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,602 Victorian lady inside of you. 281 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,299 Objectively funny. 282 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,607 But it must've been weird and probably a little scary. 283 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,871 It was a little scary, thank you. 284 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,481 Well, if you want someone to talk to, 285 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,049 I'd love to hear how you felt, and, you know, 286 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,442 like, maybe a little bit about how it happened. 287 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,401 That's very nice of you, Bela. 288 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,056 Ooh, she knows just what buttons to push. 289 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,666 Well, I was standing right over there 290 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,886 and I was trying to fix that sconce. 291 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,583 Where exactly? 292 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,933 Oh, well... right here. 293 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,979 And then, I was up on a ladder, obviously. 294 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,546 A ladder. Right. And where do you keep that? 295 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,114 - No! Too close to the sun. - Be cool, Bela. 296 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,247 In the supply closet, but why does that matter? 297 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,771 Jay, I'm just trying to be here for you. 298 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,339 I feel like you went through this really traumatic thing 299 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,906 and you can't even talk to your friends about it. 300 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,559 Must be so hard. 301 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,649 It is. It is hard. 302 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,477 God, I'm so glad - you're here, Bela. - Oh. 303 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,696 She saved it. 304 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,307 Hey, that's what family's for. 305 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,919 Now, this supply closet-- is that on this floor? 306 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,921 Hey, bud. 307 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,487 Excited about the big day tomorrow? 308 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,011 Yes. 309 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,840 I'm sure my 280th Christmas 310 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,929 will be my best one yet. Yippee. 311 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:13,020 Um, look, about before... 312 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:16,284 I get being nervous about physical intimacy. 313 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,590 I mean, heck, I'm no Burt Reynolds myself. 314 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,288 I don't know who that is, Pete. 315 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,507 Cannonball Run star, married to Loni Anderson. 316 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,162 That clears everything up. 317 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,382 Oh, it's just vexing, these nerves. 318 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,384 I'm no neophyte. 319 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,908 My Beatrice and I locked lips many times. 320 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,301 Over a hundred. 321 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,172 Yeah, but it's different this time. 322 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,131 I mean, Nigel gives you those 323 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,133 butterflies in your stomach, right? 324 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,135 I mean, I suppose so. I died of dysentery, 325 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,527 so it's always sort of gurgling down there. 326 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,225 But, yes, he does produce 327 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,663 a certain flutter that seems distinct from gas. 328 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:51,101 And that is why it's gonna be the best kiss you've ever had. 329 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,756 You're saying that the fact that I'm nervous 330 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,627 is a good thing? 331 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,933 It's a great thing. 332 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,892 You've waited so long. 333 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,894 You deserve this, Isaac. 334 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,983 You just have to get out of your own way. 335 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,333 Thank you, Pete. 336 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,030 And I hope you don't give up on kissing entirely, 337 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,119 you know, after the face-palm incident. 338 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,338 We don't need to keep bringing that up. 339 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,992 It's in the past, like it never happened. 340 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,428 Oh, but it did happen. 341 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,212 And it was chilling to witness. 342 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,562 Well, I'm sorry you had to go through that. 343 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,043 Thank you. 344 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,002 Hey, Bela. 345 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,525 I was, uh, just thinking 346 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,179 it might be nice to have a fire tonight, 347 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,572 so maybe you could go outside with Eric 348 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,531 and watch him chop some firewood. 349 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,968 Sam, are you trying to turn this weekend 350 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,622 into a real-life Christmas movie? 351 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,059 I don't know what you mean. 352 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,800 Well, I don't want to get your hopes up, 353 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,717 but I think your very obvious matchmaking might be working. 354 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,415 I could see something happening with me and Eric. 355 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:47,244 - Seriously? - All I'm gonna say is 356 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,378 this will definitely be a Christmas to remember. 357 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,075 Oh, my God. They always say that in the movies. 358 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,903 They always say that. 359 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,819 Hey, guys. Uh, Sam, did you leave a flannel shirt 360 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,038 and suspenders on my bed? 361 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,823 Oh, uh, laundry mishap. 362 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,172 They're Jay's. Anyway, 363 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,218 I'm gonna go downstairs, but text me 364 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,307 if you guys need anything from the market. 365 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,875 I am going - to start a grocery list. - Oh. 366 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,878 Mead. Sam! You never have mead. 367 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,705 You and small man drink, I watch. 368 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,533 Very fun. 369 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,318 Hey, Eric, sit down. 370 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,233 There's something I want to talk to you about. 371 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,669 Is everything okay? 372 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,149 You remember how I told you 373 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,368 that I think this house might be haunted? 374 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,587 Yeah. 375 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,023 Looks like she's getting started. 376 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,372 Come on, Bela. Bring us home, baby. 377 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,375 Well, the thing is... it is haunted. 378 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,508 How-how do you know that it's haunted? 379 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,902 Okay, this is gonna sound weird, so just go with me. 380 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,947 - Okay. - You know that finance bro I was talking to for a while? 381 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,819 Uh, uh, Trevor, right? 382 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,603 Yeah. Well, the thing is, 383 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,779 Trevor's a ghost. 384 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,694 Like, he ghosted you? 385 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,957 No, like, he's dead, 386 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,482 and he's an actual ghost, and he haunts this house. 387 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,789 I'm sorry. You must think I'm crazy. 388 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,618 You know, so, after my Pop Pop died, 389 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,576 my Nana said that she could still talk to him 390 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,491 and nobody believed her. 391 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,363 But I did. 392 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,800 So, no, I... I don't think you're crazy. 393 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,236 Just wait, bro. 394 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,803 We're going way past Nana. 395 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:11,633 It's just, I really like Trevor, and he likes me. 396 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:15,419 But I've never been able to actually see him and touch him. 397 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,118 This is it. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded. 398 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,510 I'm so invested. I'm so nervous. 399 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,164 Eric... 400 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,992 would you let Trevor possess your body 401 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,907 so that we can be together? Just for a day. 402 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,648 Wow, boy. 403 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,171 Uh, this is a lot. 404 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,520 Um... Yeah, I know, take your time. 405 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,783 Uh, okay, so, j-just so I have all the facts, 406 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,524 how would this even work? 407 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,179 Like, would I do a séance or something? 408 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,877 No, you just electrocute yourself 409 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,617 by touching exposed wiring 410 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,054 and then your body gets thrown back into the ghost. 411 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,360 Yeah, I don't love that part. 412 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,059 It's-it's fine, Eric. You don't have to do it. 413 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:51,064 Look, cards on the table-- I really like you. 414 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,804 And someday, I hope, maybe 415 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,502 we'll even end up together. 416 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,852 But this whole Trevor thing-- I can see 417 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,115 this is something you need to get out of your system. 418 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,161 You need to sow your wild ghosts. 419 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,425 So-- I cannot believe 420 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,035 that I'm saying this-- but... 421 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,865 Bela, if this is what you want for Christmas, 422 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,998 I'm in. 423 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,738 Yes! 424 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,958 Thank you, Eric. Thank you, thank you, thank you! 425 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,264 My pleasure. 426 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,309 This guy is mentally ill but I love him! 427 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,622 Thank you for walking me back to the mansion, Nigel. 428 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:28,840 It was a lovely evening. 429 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,886 Oh, my. 430 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,454 We find ourselves beneath the mistletoe. 431 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,935 Indeed, we do. 432 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,024 That most suggestive of greenery. 433 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:41,853 Well, we don't have to follow tradition, Isaac. 434 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,116 We can just say good night. 435 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,596 No! Nonsense. 436 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,642 We've waited this long. 437 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,644 We should do this. 438 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,908 Well, i-if that's what you want. 439 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,526 Why is your hand upon my face? 440 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,094 I'm not sure. 441 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,053 Could you remove it? 442 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,755 Terribly sorry. 443 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,410 Just a... an unfortunate reflex. 444 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,630 But a telling one. 445 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:23,286 I've been patient, Isaac, 446 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,985 but it's clear to me you're just not ready for this. 447 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,858 I'm sorry to say, I think our relationship, 448 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,426 such that it is, should end. 449 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,994 End? 450 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,344 Wait. Don't leave like that. 451 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,999 I have things to attend to in the shed. 452 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,957 Well, I could give you a hand. 453 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,003 I've had quite enough of your hand for one night. 454 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,266 Happy Christmas. 455 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,185 Come in. 456 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,970 Hey, merry Christmas Eve. 457 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,363 I just wanted to say good night. 458 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,929 Aw, good night, Bela. 459 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,670 Merry Christmas Eve to you, too. 460 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,281 We're so happy you're here. 461 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,631 Me too. 462 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,633 So, you guys just gonna go to sleep? 463 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,462 - Yeah. - Cool, cool. Me too. 464 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,333 Like, right now? 465 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,465 Uh-huh. 466 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,467 Okay, good night. 467 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:19,081 I am so excited about her and Eric. 468 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,343 I don't want to get my hopes up, 469 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,171 but she does seem different this trip. 470 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,781 Like, more together or something. 471 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,392 I know, right? 472 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:28,047 I really think she's starting to make good decisions. 473 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,179 Okay, so Trevor, you stand right here, 474 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,312 and when Eric gets electrocuted, he'll fly back into you. 475 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,965 Stay close to the host body. 476 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,229 I believe that was key to my successful possession. 477 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,927 - You good? Feeling loose? - Oh, I got this. 478 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,276 I got this. We're rooting for you, Trevor. 479 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,061 It's very exciting. 480 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,585 Even I have never had this kind of threesome. 481 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,935 And if you should come across any morphine, do it. 482 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,545 Let Eric handle the withdrawals. 483 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,069 Now, when Trevor goes to sleep, 484 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,809 he is gonna put in my retainer, right? 485 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,072 What's happening here? 486 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,161 You said you were going to sleep. 487 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,294 I was putting out milk and cookies for Santa. 488 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,253 Why is Eric up the ladder? 489 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,428 Uh... 490 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,299 Oh, my God. 491 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,301 You're trying to get Eric possessed by Trevor, aren't you? 492 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,782 Hey, babe, look, I know 493 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,349 the snickerdoodles are for Santa, but 494 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,829 could I just have one? What's going on here? 495 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,441 - Nothing. - Bela's trying to get Eric possessed by Trevor. 496 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,964 Don't be a rat, Sam. 497 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,226 Is that why you asked me 498 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,358 about getting possessed by Hetty? 499 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,448 You didn't care about my feelings. 500 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,798 - Both things can be true, Jay. - Wait. You got possessed? 501 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:24,929 How could you, Bela? 502 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,801 Did the electrocution part hurt? 503 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,020 Because that's the part that I'm sort of very concerned about. 504 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,892 We're not going through with this, Eric. 505 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,633 That's not your call, Jay. 506 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,157 Trevor, Eric and I are - three consenting adults. - What? 507 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,507 This is epically bad, even for you, Bela. 508 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,682 What's that supposed to mean? 509 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:39,988 Well, it's just one weird, 510 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,382 bad relationship after the next. 511 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:43,818 Oh, I'm sorry, Jay. 512 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,254 Not all of us can have perfect marriages 513 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,516 and a house that smells like cinnamon. 514 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,083 She puts little sticks in the heating ducts. 515 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,215 At first I deemed it overkill 516 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,912 but now I find it quite pleasant. 517 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,436 I'm not asking you to have a perfect marriage. 518 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,873 I'm asking you not to sleep with a ghost 519 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,746 on Christmas in my house! 520 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,878 You know what? I don't need this. 521 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,706 Trevor, I'm sorry it didn't work out, 522 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,187 and I'm sorry you have to haunt a house with such 523 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,233 a judgmental jerk. I'm going to bed. 524 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,975 So, Christmas morning, 525 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,456 are you guys like an "everyone takes turns opening presents" 526 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,458 kind of family, or is it more of a free-for-all situation? 527 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,287 - Go to bed, Eric. - Absolutely. Merry Christmas. 528 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:21,769 This is so unfair. I was so close. 529 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,206 Don't you start, Trevor. You ruined Christmas. 530 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,426 And you ruined the seventh night of Hannukah. 531 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,777 We all told him - it was a bad idea. - Yeah. 532 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,040 - We really did. - Mm-hmm. He wouldn't listen to us. 533 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,353 Morning, Thor. Merry Christmas. 534 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,833 Yeah. 535 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:46,707 So, hideous decorations come down tomorrow? 536 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,057 Most people like to leave it till after New Year's, 537 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,494 but I go all the way up to Groundhog Day. 538 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,496 Yeah. 539 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,629 What happen to light? 540 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,240 Oh, it's kind of a long story. 541 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,460 I'd rather not think about it on Christmas. 542 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,462 I should screw that back on, though. 543 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,296 Careful. 544 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,472 Aah! 545 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,565 What happen? 546 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,481 Why hands so small and clean? 547 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,963 Merry Christmas, Sam! 548 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:30,185 We can't give you much, but we can give you this. 549 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:35,364 ♪ Silent night, holy... ♪ 550 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,061 No! 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